{"id":386,"date":"2022-02-12T12:18:52","date_gmt":"2022-02-12T11:18:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/masson-reunis.fr\/?p=386"},"modified":"2022-12-18T12:14:32","modified_gmt":"2022-12-18T11:14:32","slug":"histoires-de-robert-beasse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/masson-reunis.fr\/index.php\/2022\/02\/12\/histoires-de-robert-beasse\/","title":{"rendered":"histoires de Robert B\u00e9asse"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong><em>attribu\u00e9es \u00e0 Robert B\u00e9asse, qui \u00e9tait un oncle non d\u00e9pourvu d&rsquo;humour, transmises par mon p\u00e8re Jean Roy<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"le-marquis-du-bouchon\">Le Marquis du Bouchon :<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Un jour, c&rsquo;\u00e9tait la nuit, un jeune vieillard, assis debout sur une pierre en bois, lisait son journal pli\u00e9 en 4 dans sa poche, \u00e0 la lueur d&rsquo;un bec de gaz \u00e9teint ; tout \u00e0 coup, un homme, un seul s&rsquo;approcha  du Marquis, et lui dit \u00ab\u00a0Marquis du Bouchon, si tu ne me rends pas ce que tu ne m&rsquo;as pas pris, je te coupe les cheveux de ta t\u00eate chauve\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">La suite \u00e0 vendredi prochain &#8230; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Il y en avait d&rsquo;autres, que je vous dirai si ma m\u00e9moire revient.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h4 class=\"wp-block-heading\">visite du Museum d&rsquo;histoire naturelle<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">C&rsquo;est le guide qui parle : \u00ab\u00a0Nous voici Mmes et MM dans la salle des dinosaures ; vous avez devant vous le diplodocus gigantibus, qui mesure 17,50 m de la t\u00eate \u00e0 la queue et 17,50 m de la queue \u00e0 la t\u00eate ; les personnes qui ne savent pas nager sont pri\u00e9es de monter sur les petits bancs, car l&rsquo;animal va uriner &#8230;\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignwide size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/masson-reunis.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/Capture-de\u0301cran-.-2022-08-03-a\u0300-16.28.18-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3846\" srcset=\"https:\/\/masson-reunis.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/Capture-de\u0301cran-.-2022-08-03-a\u0300-16.28.18-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/masson-reunis.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/Capture-de\u0301cran-.-2022-08-03-a\u0300-16.28.18-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/masson-reunis.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/Capture-de\u0301cran-.-2022-08-03-a\u0300-16.28.18-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/masson-reunis.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/Capture-de\u0301cran-.-2022-08-03-a\u0300-16.28.18-1536x1151.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/masson-reunis.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/Capture-de\u0301cran-.-2022-08-03-a\u0300-16.28.18-2048x1535.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/masson-reunis.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/Capture-de\u0301cran-.-2022-08-03-a\u0300-16.28.18-1200x900.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/masson-reunis.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/Capture-de\u0301cran-.-2022-08-03-a\u0300-16.28.18-1980x1484.jpg 1980w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>attribu\u00e9es \u00e0 Robert B\u00e9asse, qui \u00e9tait un oncle non d\u00e9pourvu d&rsquo;humour, transmises par mon p\u00e8re Jean Roy Le Marquis du Bouchon : Un jour, c&rsquo;\u00e9tait la nuit, un jeune vieillard, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-386","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-histoires"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/masson-reunis.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/386","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/masson-reunis.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/masson-reunis.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/masson-reunis.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/masson-reunis.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=386"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/masson-reunis.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/386\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3851,"href":"https:\/\/masson-reunis.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/386\/revisions\/3851"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/masson-reunis.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=386"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/masson-reunis.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=386"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/masson-reunis.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=386"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}